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Mood:
Dead
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: ASL?
You: e-e
Stranger: How's your ASL?
Stranger: Is it smooth?
Stranger: Rough?
Stranger: What is it?
You: A porcupine
Stranger: MMM
Stranger: I can already feel my dick colliding with those sharp points!
Stranger: Thanks!
You: No prob!
Stranger: Ripping off skin! Yum! You deserve something!
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: What will it be?
You: I like trains.
Stranger: Trains, huh? Do you like Thomas the Train?
You: No.
Stranger: I got plenty of those.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Well... Do you like FAST trains?
You: I.....
You: Like trains.
You: C:
Stranger: Well! What kind of trains?
You: ....The train kind of trains.
Stranger: I got those! But... they're enchanted, so use them with caution!
You: I baked you a pie!
Stranger: They were catalysts for hundreds of spirits. Sure! I'll take!
You: What flavor do you like?
Stranger: BOMB
Stranger: no cherry
You: Too bad. It's...
You: PIE FLAVOUR
You: Bad dum tssh
Stranger: Oh! That'll be... PINE... HAAAAAAH
Stranger: GET IT?!?
Stranger: PINE?
Stranger: LIKE FINE?
Stranger: BUT WITH A P?
Stranger: FOR PIE?
Stranger: HOLYSHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I--
-Falls over laughing-
For a while I was actually going
And then I was like 'wat...no.'
Yay amusing conversations!