Okay, so I was looking for another story to add to my watch list on Fanfiction.net. So I'm scrolling through One Piece with Law as one of the subjects and am currently fisting myself in the cheek.
Why do people think it makes sense to pair Law with an OC who lives on his sub with him?
Seriously... Think about it.
There's about 20 fanfics with him and an OC, girl of course, all with her riding with him and whatnot throughout the grand line. Some have good ideas but I refuse to read them at ALL because of this one little thing...
Uh, DUH. This is why LawStass is my OTP. I just can't pair him with any girls at all because of his crew. EventhenIprobablywouldn'tbutstill. But seriously? The entire crew are all perverted has hell, and then these people on Fanfic.net think that one can just whoozy up and get Law to fall in love with her the second they clash eyes? Come ON people. Get some imagination. Urgh. It's so annoying. Half of them are where he buys her from the Grove 1 auction at Sabaody Archipelago because she was 'interesting and glared at everyone/seemed completely oblivious'. And the other half is, of course, 'girl gets dropped into One Piece' load of bull. Okay, a few rare ones actually have decent reasons for her to be on the sub, and Law stealing the sub and its female mechanic demanding to be paid for it does NOT count as one. Arghalsgnafsdngdajh//// Am I the only one annoyed by this? =.=''.........
This one makes even LESS sense, believe it or not, than Law's. Just... He doesn't invite just ANYONE into his crew. Their dreams all correlate with each other. The fanfics I've seen with Luffy are just 'oh yeah! you're interesting! join my crew already and get in my pants and be my bitch!'. Jesus Christ, kill me now. One, Luffy's too much of a complete IDIOT to really care about romance. Second, give the girl a fucking DREAM to complete people... Luffy doesn't want just anyone on his crew and if he did One Piece wouldn't be the specialmegaawesomeshiznitz it is today. Really. Third, Luffy has no time for romance. GTFO.
Urgh, this one's as bad as Luffy's. Zoro doesn't really care about love either! Why can't anyone see it ORZ. All he cares about is completing his dream of being master swordsman while helping Luffy become Pirate King. He doesn't care about girls like that anyway. Think about it.
All he loves is sake.
-Any other Fanfics-
Don't make sense. Done.